Don't Panic!

trade—mistakes:

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my-esl-student:

My boss said I had to interview with animals and I interviewed a crawfish. It didn’t say anything, of course, and my boss blamed me. I talked back to him and said that it invoked the right to keep silent.

My boss said I had to interview with animals and I interviewed a crawfish. It didn’t say anything, of course, and my boss blamed me. I talked back to him and said that it invoked the right to keep silent.

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

tyleroakley:

I am Kenya Thirtyracks Billups.

(Source: ratchetmess)

doorknoblicking:

goldenclitoris:

rare endangerd species

is everyone here on drugs

(Source: memewhore)

wearelosechesters:

askfemgermania:

wearelosechesters:

wearelosechesters:

kennedyclintonkat:

wearelosechesters:

wearelosechesters:

maybe post limit is a good thing

omg a wine blog started following me because of this post i don’t know what they’re expecting

follow for more wine-related humor

FIONA I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE WINE BLOG FOR 5000 YEARS

you fuckers didn’t

i s2g if this gets 9k notes i’ll

please stop reblogging this it’s a pagne in the ass

diD YOU JUST

sorry that pun wasn’t that grape