My boss said I had to interview with animals and I interviewed a crawfish. It didn’t say anything, of course, and my boss blamed me. I talked back to him and said that it invoked the right to keep silent.
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
I am Kenya Thirtyracks Billups.
rare endangerd species
is everyone here on drugs
maybe post limit is a good thing
omg a wine blog started following me because of this post i don’t know what they’re expecting
FIONA I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE WINE BLOG FOR 5000 YEARS
you fuckers didn’t
i s2g if this gets 9k notes i’ll
please stop reblogging this it’s a pagne in the ass
diD YOU JUST
sorry that pun wasn’t that grape